Fries "with that"

whooooooooosh.

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 19:28:00 GMT

SO i guess i'm back, then. promise to have some sort of real update in the near future. a promise i MAY actually fulfill, unlike ruppey, who will just pretend he has good intentions and then run off with some american bloke while you are stuck sitting in a tree. er, i mean, that never happened.

anyone want to fill me in on the new gossip??

i am totally in love with simpson_ashlee!!

[[ g_gaunt decided to give her back to me. ]]

ruru is gayer than ever, i hear.

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 05:55:52 GMT

i cannot believe i got replaced this easily. who am i, TOM FELTON?!

"when will dan wake up and smell the omg-he's-gay coffee?"

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:05:25 GMT

so i'm not dead! i have, as a matter of fact, been too busy peddling cocaina for mrs. grint, eating granola bars, and spending the £10 i made from being in POA. also, i brought a steel drum back from many trips as drug peddler for ruppey.

AND then i heard there's a new phelps, which made me sad, because i DID spend all the time/effort/money buying the old one from oliver, and it seems like such a waste of a pizza now that he is gone.

i may perhaps go on a small hiatus again. unless i am spammed like mad by my favourite gays. or tomf lets me have his fish balloons. either/or.

yes, i am listening to busted. fuck off, i love the pop.

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 02:48:46 GMT

emma_cd_watson and i are leaving in about an hour. to go to athens for a few days! to ogle some of the remaining-there-after-the-closing-ceremonies olympic hotties and look at old touristy things.

my somewhat girly sleepover had good attendance and we got to watch 13 going on 30 because i am lame like that and secretly love all predictable romantic comedies.

rupert's birthday was... eventful.

p.s. goodbye jamesy g! i should see you before another week goes by.

oh hello, mum and dad.

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 03:43:19 GMT

so there is nothing new, really.

baby Grint and myself are doing juuuuuust fine. i am the monopoly CHAMPION!

rupert and i had fun the other night. but he left out the part where some random dude hit on him! i encouraged said dude in his conquest, and when he suggested a menage a trois, i decided it was time to leave them alone. i hid in a nearby tree, but i didn't see much. :[

BONNIE!!! <3 me, you, emma, katie, and emily should do something girly soon. shopping? sleepover? gay porn? something. and anyone else who wants to come along. gemma?

i suddenly want to watch crossroads.

my dad is really awesome.

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 01:16:41 GMT

i have two important current event to announce, so this entry will be devoted to that.

1. i have a boyfriend. sort of. i mean, as much as i could ever really have, anyway.

2. rupert is acting really gay lately. example in point:
pansy pugface: jesse mccartney's music video is on tv.
Wicked Rupert: omg, is it? TURN ON

let's see you deny this, hammy.

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 07:26:43 GMT

well. things are looking up.

i'm no longer dreaming of blugeoning jamesgrint, which is nice. speaking of the grints, i am going over there tomorrow afternoon to play barbies with charlotte, because she is the most adorable girl ever. ruru, you are free to join in and be one of the boy barbies, since i know you are dying to. :]

i miss dan. :[

i hope chels_brummet comes to visit soon, because i hear her britney spears impression is really very good. hahaha.

OH! and i put pictures of some of you in my userinfo.

i feel like i've been a bit antisocial, and haven't seen very many of you lately.

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 07:12:30 GMT

UGH stupid bloody awful GIT.

just can't even BEGIN to explain. god, i cannot believe i did that. i mean, not that it was such a bad idea, just... ack, aftermath.

and that stupid duel!! WHY would you ever take something so seriously? christ, it was a DUEL with wooden swords, OBVIOUSLY a joke. we're not in the 19th century or anything. definitely not a good enough reason to call someone a whore. OR suggest that i should fly to america because i've "worked through all the boys in england." just go sulk and copy your brother some more, will you?

WHAT IS WITH boys and mortal kombat? i'm talking to you, rupert. um, i mean, no i'm not, incredibly awkward. sorry if i was... um... yes. good talking to you though. cough.

and i am so bloody angry at jamesgrint.

p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN. my favourite boy, LUVS. want to get some more pony tattoos? oli and emma should get some too.

p.p.s. ashlee simpson is BY FAR the cutest girl of this century. <3

for tom:

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 17:50:35 GMT

as i promised, an entry devoted to tom!

Well, let's see... the day i first met tom. on the set... i don't remember much except that he was a good deal taller than me, had that awful bleached hair that i don't fancy, and i thought he was the cutest thing ever. too bad he was so obviously gay. :[ i think i punched him on the arm pretty hard out of dissapointment. i might've just been a huge bitch, though.

now that i know tom better, i know that he loves lush bath bombs, boxed red silk roses, and grannies. also, fishing, though sadly his rods have been stolen, and he's not going to fishing college YET. and his bmw, which he won't let me drive and rupert and emma did naughty things in. and exclamation points!!

all i know is, i love tom. not in that way! well, a little. and not in that love/ hate way that i love dan. this is much better way where i never want to play mean pranks on tom.

okay, so dan's party!

... was a lot of fun. devon and i got to do our ballroom dance, and i sang a few songs from chicago for him. speaking of chicago, mily and i got to spend time flirting with oli whilst he was wearing only boxers. and jamesy grint came as holly's granny, which i'm not sure tom appreciated, but made me love him more for carrying that boxed rose and photos of tom. i didn't get to spend much time with dan, except to give him a birthday hug and his present...

... which was rupert's hand in marriage!! and some fake tattoos, a package of sweet and sour sauce, AND another scare with my fake gun. i don't think he was fooled this time, though. :[

OH AND friday i went clubbing with emily_browning, katie, dan, devon, bonnie, and emma. it was 80's night, so i got to wear fishnets, and crimp my hair. and torture dan about my extreme love for the 80's. too bad it wasn't 70's night, eh? i don't remember nearly anything, except that i think i experienced devon's gale force snog, and may have giggled obnoxiously AND loudly. what am i saying, maybe? definitely.

i'm updating so rachel won't be mad.

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 20:29:36 GMT

so again with the review of my week.

saturday last: sleepover at the grint house. jamesgrint is crap at card games. but he has agreed to marry me, making my count up to 4 husbands and 1 mistress. i think that mrs. grint may not like me too much. :[

sunday: first it was football with my ownee, james_phelps1. he taught me all the basics, and i think i'm actually quite good. i managed to tackle him good once, which isn't really within the rules, but fun nevertheless. THEN it was matt's surprise birthday party, where i snogged the birthday boy several times, seeing as we ARE newlyweds. i also got him a honeymoon anywhere he likes, at any given time. he just has to let me know when/ where.

monday: shopping with rachelhurdwood. there were nails done, skirts bought, boys ogled. in other words, a stellar shopping trip was had. <3!

tuesday: was tattoo time with that whole gang. spice girls theme. mine is posh, of course. matthewlewis's is bucktooth spice, which is really a custom tattoo, itself. dan enjoyed this far too much.

wednesday: sleepover with o_phelps!!! we played footy, sort of a scrimmage i guess, and although there weren't any conclusive results, oli probably won. he's much better than me :[. he held back a little though, and i got a few well-placed kicks on him. he's probably still in pain; i can be vicious. then we played video games!! which was again, predictably, an oliver victory. we stayed up nearly all night, trying to find a boy-themed activity that i could beat him at.

i'm throwing a girly sleepover/ barbecue this saturday, so if you're a girl and a friend of mine, you are invited. we can watch girly movies, talk about boys, give makeovers, have pillow fights in our knickers, sleep outside in sleeping telling scary stories, and eat lots of grilled foods and sweets. SO COME!

i need to see dan__radcliffe more often. becaus i miss him and love him. :[

i miss emily_dale. i also need to see _bonnie_wright, dev_murray, and katie_leung more often. and emma_cd_watson and i need to hang out!!!

101 radcliffes = too many radcliffes.

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 05:43:44 GMT

james_phelps1 and i went ice skating on monday. He was terrible, but i was amazing. it was almost embarrassing how many times he fell. and then there was this one time when he brought both of us down, in addition to an old lady and her granddaughter, who in their innocence were skating far too close to james.

today, i went on my honeymoon with dan__radcliffe. we went to mcdonald's, where there most certainly was canoodling in the ball pen with sweet and sour sauce. we managed to explore the whole playspace, all by ourselves, because we really scared the children off with our antics. i think that none of them will look at "happy potter" the same way again. he brought the nuggets AND the dirty talk, and i don't think we need to cheapen this with any more details than this: would you like fries with that?

now i'm going over to rachelhurdwood's house for a sleepover. which will be outside on the trampoline! i plan on being very obnoxious, and keeping everyone up all night by jumping on the tramp everytime someone falls asleep.

TOMORROW i get to go rock-climbing with matthewlewis. we're making our own ping-pong team, so if you're not rupert or dan, OR anyone's double, you can join. matt= hottest boy with buckteeth that i know. saturday night, i'm spending time with ruru's little brother because rupert's out of town, which means i can sneak in and see jamesgrint ALONE! and sunday i'm playing football with my favourite phelps twin, which is coincidentally the same one that i own. monday is shopping with rachel, and hopefully bonnie. and tuesday is getting matching tattoos? get back to me on the tattoo thing, everyone is who is planning on getting one.

it's come to my attention that i'm somewhat of a tart, having snogged far too many people in the last few weeks. in my defense, i've only snogged three when i wasn't drunk. i'm not sure if this is better or worse. i guess i'm somewhat boy-crazy as well, as dan has told me in the past. there's so many blokes i'm interested in, i'm tempted to make a list in order of preference, but some people would get insulted, so i'll refrain.

she's a lady! or dan.

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 18:04:42 GMT

the events of the past week :

sunday: went to ru's house to harass him/ disguise him and go out to tease fans. cruel, cruel rupert.

tuesday: went to oliver and james's house to watch chicago. katie was there too. oliver fell asleep, but i didn't have any reason to play tricks on him, so i didn't. i should have though, he's helping dan get revenge on me. revenge that i KNOW will not be as good as something emily and i could plan. :]

wednesday: shopping with emily and katie. we got costume stuffs, including very realistic looking fake guns, which came in handy the next day. after i got back home, i went over to the grint's house. and climbed in a window. HAHAHA.

thursday: played best prank ever devised by a human OR robot on dan. emily and i dressed as very convincing tarts, hit on dan majorly in his trailer when he was wearing a wetsuit, and then whipped out guns and cameras and gave him the fright of his life.

friday: dan and i sent out an amazing trick long-distance. i am waiting for the results on this one. then oliver and dan and i went record shopping, where i got to pester dan about his hatred of the 80's and get more beatles. made to listen to the pixies, which wasn't bad at all. then we got matching pony tattoos!! temporary of course, none of us are bad children. mine is named "bubba's poker chip", dan's is "midnight madness", and oli's is "cartwheeling satan". they are all pink. :D

and then we went and played twister, which oli won, that flexible devil. and monopoly, which no one won because we quit before we could finish. and watched moulin rouge (for the musical numbers and attractive cast) and confessions of a teenage drama queen (for lindsay lohan). all in all, a very good time.

and today! i'm heading over the grint's right now, to welcome rupert back, and then go to playground and hang out with jamesgrint. who got a journal! and then later, dan and i are having our "decades night". which should equal the best time ever, and i may or may not play another trick on him. <33333.

where did tom go?!

SLEEPOVER

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 22:00:22 GMT

THIS IS RUPERT PULLING A DAN

Ok so the sleepover...

here's the lowdown!

1) Spin the bottle. WEIRD IDEA. So many odd pairings. I got to make out with Rupert's brother, which is GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! And Emma got to kiss Bonnie, weird but kind of cool! I also made out with Emily, weird but kinda cool. Rupert made out with her too, we can share apparently. Emma didn't look TOO happy about! ehhh...but Dan and Rupert made out which is way gross. I MEAN RUPERT IS THE ONLY COMPLETLEY STRAIGHT MALE IN THE HARRY POTTER CAST. HE ONLY SWINGS ONE WAY! Katie also kissed Dan, I thought that was pretty cute.

2) Sharing sleeping bags...weird! Since everyone shared with their "dates" I had to share with Tom, which was unpleasant obviously, who wants to share with him and his "fishing rod" Rupert and Emma are cute yes, the most adorable couple in the world CLEARLY! I wish I were Emma! *sigh*

3) At one point me and bonnie got a magic marker and drew on Emily's face (a beard and a moustache) because she doused me with chocolate syrup and you know PAYBACK! Emily looked like Rupert's Great Aunt Murial...even though I don't know her!

4) Emma was REALLY DRUNK. When we ordered pizza she opened the door to a fat, middle aged, unattractive man and I think to hit on him. She is wonderous when she's drunk! best girl ever, i mean who else would do that?! But come on like that pizza guy ever had a shot, it was gross of him to think that he did. I mean she's gorgeous and her boyfriend...EVEN MORE SO! God what a hottie! Rupert and Emma are the sexiest people I know!

5) GIRLY THINGS ARE NOT COOL! IT IS NOT COOL TO CHASE AROUND RED HEADED BOYS WITH EYELINER, THIS IS THE LESSON I HAVE LEARNED!

6) Dan and Ge...er I drunkly snogged in Bonnie's pool. I think the inflatable alligator was involved. MUAHAHAHAA!

7) The Phelps twins did a choreographed dance routine to "I will Survive" by Gloria Gayner. They were drunk, but able to stay in step fortunatley for us all!

8) Bonnie tried to corner poor James (Grint) at one point to snog him (actually i think everyone did that at one point or another *WEIRD* ), but Rupert came over, but I think at that point she just wanted to be in a Grint manwhich and didn't care! But c'mon who WOULDN'T want that?! just to clarify, she didn't get one!

9) I tried to flirt with Tom Felton, I will deny this later on I'm sure however I am really obvious ok. I think I may have kissed him in the morning, he seemed a little freaked when he sped off in that BMW (WHICH IS FINE AND VERY CLEAN AND NOT TORN APART PLEASE!!!)

THIS AMAZINGLY WICKED and JUST BLOODY BRILLIANT UPDATE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RUPERT GRINT!!!

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 23:44:47 GMT

i'm majorly excited for leilah's party and then the sleepover this weekend. tom should bring eurotrip. and his car. :]

i went shopping with my next door neighbor today, and got some purple & yellow polka dot knickers. which will come in handy for the underwear-clad pillow fight that is planned as part of saturday's festivities.

dan__radcliffe and i have eloped. we shall have an open marriage though. he's also a heroine addict, which may make things difficult. we're going to have lots and lots of kids with his eyebrows! and when he gets arrested for polygamy, i'll visit him in jail very often.

i also bought james_phelps1 from his [hotter!] twin, but i'm sharing him with nearly anyone who asks.

rupert is in denial of his problem. he may need an intervention. <33333

key party next friday [june 18th], if anyone hasn't heard about that yet. all should come!

edit: i forgot! i don't know what to dress up as for dan's birthday/ costume party. anyone have any good ideas?

huzzah!

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 17:30:17 GMT

yeah... so i got a journal.

i play pansy parkinson in prisoner of azkaban.

today was alright. the normal, really. the highlight was wearing my brand new puma trainers. they're pink and red and awesome, okay?!

i had better go, though. my mom is shouting something about cleaning my room.

anyone who wants to talk is completely free to hit up my aim: pansy pugface